RoastmyResume

Your resume called.
It needs help.

Upload it, name the job you want, and get a scored critique that tells you exactly what is costing you interviews. Then let Rory, our resume coach, rewrite it without inventing a word.

No free tier. No subscription. Pay once, keep the files. Buy the roast or rewrite and your next one is free. $149.99 adds your LinkedIn and a call.

Rory, the Roast My Resume mascot, holding a mug that reads I roast resumes not people

Meet Rory, your resume roast coach.

How it works

  1. Pay

    Pick your roast. One payment, no subscription.

  2. Upload

    Upload your resume and paste the job you actually want.

  3. Get Roasted

    Rory scores the resume, finds the real problems, and explains what to fix.

  4. Fix & Download

    Rewrite customers edit with Rory in plain English, then export Word or PDF.

More than an AI rewrite

Rory does the writing, but the system is built around resume structures, bullet patterns, ATS principles, and real-world hiring best practices — not random AI wording.

Built on what works

The house resume format, section order, and bullet structure are based on patterns used in strong real-world resumes — not a random template gallery.

Nothing invented. Ever.

Rory can sharpen, reorganize, and strengthen what you give him, but he does not invent employers, job titles, dates, skills, accomplishments, or numbers. If a missing fact would make the resume stronger, Rory asks you for it.

Built for the job you want

The roast compares your resume with the job posting you provide, including relevant keywords, ATS readability, clarity, and what a recruiter is likely to notice first.

And it does not end with the file. On The Works, our team rewrites your LinkedIn and takes the call.

Choose your flame

Three ways in, and each one contains the one before it. Upgrade later and you only ever pay the difference.

The Roast

$8.99 one time
  • Resume score out of 100
  • Full critique, section by section
  • ATS and keyword review
  • Recommendations for your target job
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Roast + Rewrite

$24.99 one time
  • Everything in The Roast
  • Complete rewrite in the house format
  • Edit with Rory in plain English
  • Word and PDF download

The Works

$149.99 one time
  • Everything in Roast + Rewrite
  • LinkedIn profile rewrite
  • Headline and About section
  • One-to-one consultation call
  • Job search strategy for your target role

Roast My Resume provides resume feedback, writing assistance, and career-related tools. We do not guarantee interviews, job offers, employment, salary increases, or any specific hiring outcome.